I would first like to say that I am only here for the soul purpose of supporting, promoting, (and insulting) my sisters comic Life Under The Top Hat. Read it now. Its actually funny on occasion.

I would do a comic myself but…
1) I am exceptionally lazy
2) My time is too precious to waste drawing things
3) I am exceptionally lazy
4) I have no artistic skill (other then 3 years art training. Go figure)
5) I am exceptionally lazy

Now I know reasons 1, 3 and 5 were in fact the same, but I thought it was such a big reason it was worth mentioning 3 times.